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Russia’s ‘Avengers in Reverse’: How Russian Media Envisions Trump’s Future Cabinet
November 15, 2024

Today an article appeared in one of the major Russian news channels, titled The countdown has begun: Trump will brutally take revenge on Kyiv for everything. In a bizarre twist of geopolitical satire, Russian media has taken to imagining Donald Trump's hypothetical cabinet as a cast of Marvel superheroes—albeit, a dark and reversed version of the Avengers. It’s a narrative seemingly designed to provoke reactions from both American and international audiences. Whether intentional or not, the article offers a fascinating glimpse into how some in Russia view Trump's potential administration, blending caricature, anxiety, and backhanded admiration into one over-the-top spectacle.

The "Avengers" Assemble, Russian Style

Russian pundits paint Trump's imagined cabinet as a lineup of ideological warriors ready to dismantle the U.S. establishment and upend Western norms. But instead of saving the world, this group supposedly fights for “America First” at the expense of global alliances. Dubbed "the Avengers in reverse," each figure is cast as a hyper-masculine, nationalist disruptor—and sometimes, the caricatures hit uncomfortably close to home.

Pete Hegseth as The Hulk

Pete Hegseth—former Fox News host and potential Defense Secretary—is imagined as a brash, tattooed Hulk-like figure. He’s accused of being dismissive of NATO allies and celebrated for his role in “throwing transgender people out of the military.” This portrayal, though clearly exaggerated, underscores Russian unease over a potentially more isolationist U.S. military policy.

Marco Rubio as Groot


Florida Senator Marco Rubio is likened to Groot, perhaps for his steady, single-note stance against foreign entanglements. As Secretary of State, Rubio is envisioned as prioritizing national interests over global diplomacy—an image that plays into Russian narratives about a fracturing Western alliance.

Tulsi Gabbard as Superwoman

The article spins Tulsi Gabbard as a pacifist "Superwoman" leading U.S. intelligence, with frequent references to her criticism of NATO expansion and her appearances on Russian media. This characterization reflects the Kremlin’s broader strategy of spotlighting Western figures who align, however tangentially, with its worldview.




Matt Gaetz as Doctor Strange

Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz is cast as Doctor Strange for his perceived political "magic" in questioning bipartisan support for Ukraine. By opposing aid to Ukraine and making provocative statements like "Crimea will never cease to be part of Russia," Gaetz becomes a figure of intrigue in this Russian narrative, portrayed as a disruptor of the U.S. status quo.

 

Vivek Ramaswamy as Spider-Man

In one of the more peculiar comparisons, businessman Vivek Ramaswamy is likened to Spider-Man. The Russian media highlights his willingness to recognize Russian territorial claims, block Ukraine’s NATO aspirations, and lift sanctions. Dubbed a “web-spinner” capable of bridging isolationism and opportunism, Ramaswamy is portrayed as an ideal co-conspirator in dismantling U.S. global dominance.





Elon Musk as Iron Man

Perhaps the most provocative comparison is Elon Musk as Iron Man. The Russian portrayal leans into Musk’s reputation as a tech visionary with outsized influence on Trump. As a supposed architect of “freezing” the conflict in Ukraine along current lines of control, Musk is depicted as a power broker with deep connections to Trump’s vision. Russian pundits even suggest he serves as an intermediary between Trump and Moscow, painting him as a shadowy figure of intrigue—though the allegations are more fiction than fact.

In the end, Russia’s portrayal of “Trump’s Avengers in Reverse” is less about superheroes and more about shaping a narrative—a mix of satire, strategy, and projection aimed at stirring the pot in America and beyond. Whether you see it as a reflection of foreign anxieties or a cleverly disguised propaganda piece, one thing is clear: the world isn’t just watching America’s next political chapter—it’s scripting its own version of the story. How the U.S. responds will define whether it plays the hero, the villain, or something entirely unexpected.

 

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Three Americans Killed in Syria — and the Question Washington Doesn’t Want to Answer

Breaking news this Saturday: three Americans are dead in Syria tonight, three more are wounded, and the attack—described by U.S. Central Command as an ambush carried out by a lone ISIS gunman—has once again dragged the Syrian war back into the American consciousness for a few brief hours, which is usually all the time the public gives it before the news cycle moves on and the families are left to carry the weight alone.

 

CENTCOM says two of the dead were U.S. service members and one was an American civilian contractor, and that the attacker was engaged and killed as well, with names being withheld until next of kin are notified, which is the right thing to do; but even with those official facts in hand, I want to slow the pace down a little bit and do what I always try to do here—put this in context—because in a place like Syria, the story you get in the headline is almost never the story that explains why this happened.

I’m not interested in reporting tragedy like it’s a scoreboard, and I’m not interested in repeating a paragraph of breaking news without the background that makes it intelligible; I spent eight years in the military, and I’ve spent more than twenty years following the U.S. military across the globe—Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria included, with more than a dozen trips into Afghanistan, roughly fifteen into Iraq, and seven or so into Syria—so when Americans die in a place most people couldn’t find on a map, I feel a responsibility to show you what the map actually means.

The desert isn’t empty—ISIS hides in the “nothing”

The reported location of the attack is Palmyra—Palmira on some maps—an ancient city in central Syria that sits on the edge of a brutal expanse of desert, the kind of wide open, sun-blasted country where outsiders assume nothing lives and nothing happens, when in reality it’s exactly the kind of terrain insurgents love because “nothing” is a perfect disguise, a perfect place to move, cache weapons, blend into small villages, disappear into wadis, and wait for opportunities.

Palmyra also sits inside territory controlled by Syria’s new administration under Ahmed al-Sharaa, and if that name makes you pause, it should, because this is where Syrian politics gets complicated in the way only Syria can do: al-Sharaa rose through jihadist ranks, he has a history tied to insurgent warfare against Americans in Iraq, he was captured and held for years, and he later returned to Syria and consolidated power with strong Turkish backing—so when you hear phrases like “new Syrian administration” or “transitional government,” don’t imagine a Western-style democracy that suddenly appeared out of the sand; imagine a patchwork of militias, alliances of convenience, old enemies wearing new uniforms, and a leadership class that wants international legitimacy while carrying a past that cannot be scrubbed clean with a new suit and a new flag.

Now layer on top of that the reality that ISIS is not gone from Syria, not even close.

U.S. estimates have long suggested there are still roughly 2,000 to 3,000 ISIS fighters operating in and around the central Syrian desert, and there are far more than that if you include facilitators, family networks, financiers, and the enormous number of ISIS-linked detainees and relatives held in camps and makeshift prisons; and while that fight has mostly slipped out of the American public’s view, it continues quietly, relentlessly, week after week, because the moment pressure is relieved in a place like this, the violence doesn’t fade—it regroups.

Why American troops are still there—despite everything

The United States currently has about 900 troops in Syria, a number that matters because it tells you how thin the margin is between “containment” and “collapse,” especially when the enemy has deep local roots and decades of practice living off the land and off the grievances of the people around them; and those American troops are there for one primary purpose: to keep a lid on ISIS so we don’t wake up one day to another wave of mass executions, terror-state governance, and regional destabilization that forces the world back into a far more expensive war.

That’s the mission, and it’s not abstract; when ISIS surged the last time, the human cost was staggering, and it wasn’t paid by politicians or pundits—it was paid by Iraqi soldiers, Kurdish fighters, civilians, and yes, Americans too—and the reason our presence in Syria still functions as a deterrent is that in a powder keg region, a small, capable American footprint has a way of discouraging ambitious actors from taking the final step that turns instability into open war.

But here is the part that doesn’t get said out loud very often: the mission in Syria is increasingly tangled up in partnerships that are, at best, uneasy and, at worst, morally and strategically risky.

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The Dark Fleet Is Fueling the World’s Dictators — And the U.S. Might Finally Be Ready to Do Something About It

I’m coming to you today from Panama, where I’ve been digging into a story that’s far bigger than most people realize. It involves a shadowy network of ships—1,423 of them at last count—that roam the world’s oceans moving sanctioned oil for regimes like Russia, Iran, and Venezuela. Some call it the dark fleet, others the ghost fleet, but whatever the name, it’s become a lifeline for the world’s worst dictators.

Out of those 1,423 vessels, roughly 920 are sanctioned themselves. These aren’t just ships doing business in a gray area—they are part of a global ecosystem of deception, fraud, and corruption that props up authoritarian governments and undermines the international rules that keep maritime trade safe. They spoof GPS signals, turn off their transponders, swap oil with “cleaner” tankers in the dead of night, operate under shell-company ownership, and sail uninsured—floating environmental disasters just waiting to happen.

And for years, not much was done about it. But that may be changing.

Just days ago, the United States seized a massive VLCC tanker—the Skipper—carrying 1.8 million barrels of Venezuelan crude bound for Cuba. It’s a move that seems small on its own, but it hints at something larger: Washington may finally be realizing that targeting the dark fleet isn’t just desirable—it’s strategically powerful.

That raises a fascinating question: What would happen if the U.S. and its allies cracked down hard on these ghost ships—everywhere, all at once? Could it reshape global power? Could it even topple Maduro?

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A Sanctions Loophole Big Enough to Sail a Tanker Through

These ghost ships function by exploiting cracks in the global maritime system. They manipulate AIS beacons, swap oil mid-ocean, hide ownership behind layers of shell companies, fly false flags, and operate without legitimate insurance. The UN’s maritime regulator has warned that these rusted, poorly maintained hulks are ticking time bombs—and we’ve already seen “Ukrainian sanctions” in action when Ukrainian sea drones blew up several shadow-fleet tankers in the Black Sea.

Imagine what happens if one of these decrepit tankers explodes in a global choke point like the Strait of Hormuz. You’d see a shock to oil markets overnight.

And yet, that’s the system that keeps Venezuela, Iran, and Russia afloat.

 

The U.S. Begins to Apply Pressure

The seizure of the Skipper wasn’t random. It’s part of a broader pressure campaign—one that former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has openly supported. He said plainly that going after these vessels is a direct way to choke off the revenue Maduro depends on to stay in power.

Pompeo also noted something key: Maduro’s regime probably has “weeks, not months” of financial runway without this illicit revenue stream. And Cuba—already experiencing rolling blackouts—relies on Venezuela for about a quarter of its total energy supply. This single tanker seizure hurts Havana even more than Caracas.

But perhaps the most important variable is geography. Satellite data reveals dozens of sanctioned tankers parked just off Venezuela’s northern coast. In theory, if the U.S. waits for them to exit Venezuela’s 200-mile EEZ, it could legally seize many of them—especially the stateless ones.

Imagine the U.S. grabbing one tanker per day.

The ripple effects would be enormous.

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